The easiest way to contact us is by email, and if you have any queries, this method will of course get the fastest response (at 3000 miles per second - so they tell us).
You can also phone us if you need to talk to us directly. The best time for this is between 12 noon and 2pm (GMT), or by arrangement.
Contacting us by post is another method to use, but naturally will take longer for a reply for obvious reasons. We use the post for sending out skin colour-matching kits.
We offer a skin-colour matching service to get your breasts as close to your own skin tone as possible. It's not as important on the separate breasts we manufacture, but it is nice to get them close. On the croptops, it's very important, as a large part of this body product is on display when in public. If you are mad keen on
Please note that all the skin colour-matching is hugely subsidised by us. Other professional prosthetic companies charge up to £250 for a full skin colour match. The total process of colour-mixing/blending of the Mid and Top range breasts can take up to 10 hours of work, not including the work posting samples back and forth. The blending of the Croptop skin colouring can take us up to 20 hours! In fact, as someone pointed out, it takes us longer to prepare an info pack for posting than it takes other companies to mass produce one plastic covered breast form.
People tell us that the breasts we supply are amazing - they should be, with all the effort we put into them (in fact nobody on this planet puts as much work as we do into creating such perfect breasts - and we have files full of letters from customers who tell us how pleased they are with them).
We have quite a few visitors, and one person from the Mid UK who has bought various breast forms over the years (as many people have) came down to see us after reading through our info pack, to see if our breasts were really were as described and show in our photos. After their visit, they had ordered around £1000 worth of products, with another order for £400 thereafter. They said after many years of buying many different types of related products, this was the first time where the product description actually matched products! (You need to be careful because so many companies will tell you all sorts of things or show you false pictures of these products just to get a sale, and if you try and complain - they suddenly become very difficult to get a reply from).
The most popular size ordered is C cup. Some people have ordered cup sizes which have been larger than is right for them, and the novelty of the (too) large sizes can wear off quite quickly. We can advise on the best size for your body, so you have breasts that suit your body and look right.
If you have little or no experience of 'proper' prosthetic products (not the novelty plastic-covered breast forms, etc.) which are produced by professional medical companies these days, they are not cheap because of the whole complex manufacturing process to create human-looking body products.
The average cost of having a silicone lower arm and hand is around £4000, and a leg from just above the knee is between £6000 and £10,000. Some people have a few legs - depending on the activity they are about to do (sports etc.). The body products we produce for non-medical patients are heavily subsidised, most by around 50% and some by up to 75%. The reason we carry this cost is because we want to allow as many people to benefit from the enjoyment of our products as possible, as we are a medical company
If you live outside of the UK, and would like to visit us for a colour match/fitting, etc, this can be arranged. We can arrange hotel accommodation for your short stay. Ask us for details. If traveling is difficult for any reason, we can post out colour matching kits
Sept 2005
This Website update is just a mini one until we have the opportunity to do some photoshooting, and then we'll be able to post up some new photos on the relevant pages. There are small updates on various pages at the moment, with more to follow. We may even post up some video clips of this and that, if we find time inbetween everything else. Let us know if you might be interested in seeing these.
We still get emails from time to time from people asking us if the photos on this site are actually 'real'. This amuses us quite a bit, and we consider them as compliments. I suppose that if nobody queried this, we might start to worry than the level of the realism in our body products just wouldn't be good enough for us.
All the photographs you will find on this website are actual/real photos of our products. And almost all all of them have been taken of customers' breasts, either before we posted these off to them, or while they were here in person to collect them.
Quite a number of people seem to have experience of how some other companies show images of their products, but this isn't quite what turns up in the mail. Not so with us. What you see is what you get.
This is also an opportunity for you to send us your experiences, views, photos, or anything else relating to this subject, so please get those fingers tapping on those kepboards and send us your stuff, so others can enjoy them too. CLICK on this link to read the views
We have a large number of people from across the world stopping by to view this site, and the numbers are growing at an increasing rate as the word gets around. So welcome to the people from about 30 countries. I think some people have translated some of the info on this site into their own languages. At this point in time, we are only going to have our info in English, but maybe in time we might consider other languages as well.
Feb 2006
We still need some more contributions from you lot out there, on anything which is relevant to this website. If you send them to us soon, we can include them as we update the site from time to time over 2006. We can't believe that we are into Feb already - what happened to January? Make sure that you don’t waste any time this year and end up with some regrets.
March 2006
After many requests over the last few months, we have decided to also accept payment by Paypal. This will make it much easier and almost instant for those with a Paypal account, to electronically transfer funds in a safe way. If you would like to pay for our body products in this way, please email us and we can go from there.
If you don't have a Paypal account (as we didn't until a few weeks ago), it is straight forward to set up. Once this process is complete, it takes about a week or so to get your bank to transfer funds into this new account, once you have authorized Paypal to do this.
We are quite impressed with the way that Paypal notifies you about all transactions requested, and keep you updated with the progress thereof.
Any questions about this process, email us anytime.
We have been asked if we can manufacture a pair of 'J' cup breasts. This person has been using the inside plastic of two 5 litre wine boxes is achieve this size, but now wants a pair which looks and feels real. They might need a small crane to lift them into position on their chest, as they could weigh 5kgs each. We would post up pics of these when the time came.
We have just received lots more experiences from Steve (the one who scaring the local population with his breast exposure), and we will be posting up his contributions in due course. We are quite intrigued by all the human inter-action and head games that have been happening out there. A psychologist would surely have a field day with all this 'data'.
May 2006
It was good to see so many people at the tv event in Minehead, Somerset, UK, last week. There were a lot of new faces this time. The weather started off a bit damp, but dried out over the week, and if anything was too hot by the end of it.
We had various body products on display, including our latest ('mk5') Cleavage Croptop, and after a while we discovered that we had a 'problem' with it. Nothing wrong with the workmanship, or realism of these all-in-one breasts, in fact the opposite. People who weren't aware of this concept in breasts just naturally presumed that the breasts being modeled on this obviously male person were obviously real, either through hormones, or implants (or both). This occurred to us when quite a few people didn't seem to be that inquisitive about the presented ample cleavage before them. When this little fact that these impressive breasts weren't actually real, then the questions began! (how come there are no joints in the skin? - are they heavy? - how do you get the skin colour to match so well? - how do you put them on? - do they need glue? - etc). Next time to go to a similar do, we are going to have to pin a sign on the low-cut top saying 'not real', with a big arrow pointing to the cleavage.
We have quite a few visitors to this site, (something like 3 million hits so far) and we just presume that most people know about our body products by now, which obviously isn't the case.
I suppose it is only natural for someone not to stare at someone else's boobs when there is the chance of embarrassment on both sides, even if the person was obviously a male.
The other 'problem' which probably exacerbated the reason for people not knowing that the breasts were fake, was the fact that our hip-bums (prototype) were modeled on the same person at the same time. These 2 body products are obviously going to go a very long way to convincing the uninformed that the person in front of them is female, and is exactly the effect that we were looking to create with our work.
This was the first time that we have 'road' tested this model of Croptop on the public. This latest version has only small tweaks here and there (with one slightly larger one), but they have enhanced the Croptops even further. This all-in-one cleavage range is just fantastic - even if we say so ourselves...we don't care. These breasts sit so well on the chest, and moves nicely with the upper body.
You can see in the photo above, the way it shows off the breast bones, and the way the Croptop's neck skin blends in with the wearer's neck. People who were examining the top were trying to work out where the joints were, and didn't realise the upper joint was actually around the neck (maybe they thought the breasts had make-up around them to cover their joints - no chance of that!). There was a fair amount of prodding going on to try and see where the top's skin started and stopped. It's sure is fun to intrigue!
Have a look at this picture of one of our female staff. Can you spot 2 things very wrong with the 1st picture
First of all, surely a maid should never be sitting down?!! She's hardly going to be able to get on with her cleaning with her feet up! And secondly, and maybe even a worse crime, she is quite happily enjoying a cup of tea as if she owns the place! Where are earth did she think she was - at a holiday camp?!!! (well, actually she was - but that's not the point!). This is always the way...give them an inch and they take a mile! It was never like this in the old days. And that little dusting stick doesn't exactly look as if it has been overworked in my eyes. What do you think?
Surely she will have to be punished for her (lack of) actions? If you have some ideas on what form this should take - email us with them so we can post them up here.
Sept 2006
Wow - how time flies, whether you're having fun or not. Does time seem like it is going passed quicker to you as well, or its it just us (or maybe we're just getting older). I wish they would hurry up and bring out some anti-ageing tablets that actually work!
Thanks for those of you who send in your thoughts as to the female's punishment in the pictures above - very funny! And those who said that they had dust in their knickers that needed attention, that's just plain silly! How on earth would dust get there in the first place? And don't you have a washing machine near you that you could use.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
Why do men find women's cleavage so sexually attractive. Apparently, it's because we all started off as apes.
When we were walking about on all fours, a female's primary sexual organ was her bottom. When she was ready to mate, her bottom would swell up and turned a brighter colour (as opposed to these days when this happens - she has eaten too much).
This got males very excited. But when we developed into bipeds and started walking on our hind legs, the males got a bit miffed that the female bottoms were no longer in their faces, so to speak. So they started developing a sexual mimic of their bottoms on their front sides, or to be precise, their chests.
In other words, to please the males, they developed breasts, round globes like their behinds.
So that's what evolution was for...
Photoshoot:
We are planning a photoshoot at some stage in the near future. We have been acquiring a selection of clothes to show the croptops off to their best advantage. We knew that these cleavage breasts were versatile, but the choice of clothing that can be worn was bigger that we thought. Some outfits need a minor modification to cover the croptop's shoulder skin line if the top or dress shoulder straps are very thin, or non-existent There are also lots of short open weave wraps and bolero jackets, etc which work really well for this purpose, as well as smart fitted jacket which are low-cut.
We have also tracked down a wedding dress after quite a few requests to see proper cleavage in one of these. What we didn't realise is that most wedding gowns are rather conservative in design (virgin bride and all that), so the one we have will have to be modified to be far more low-cut. Maybe all wedding dresses should be really low-cut. At least then you would know what you would be getting before you got to the "I do" stage of the proceedings. In this way, if you decided that the presented cleavage wasn't right for you, you would have time to come up with a quick excuse ("I just have to go home for a while - I think I may have left the iron on!").
Croptop Version 6:
We have now started making the latest version of the Cleavage Croptops. This version has some of the latest tweaks that we have been experimenting on behind the scenes, to enhance the overall experience of having breasts to an even slightly higher level. This makes the Croptops more time consuming, more expensive and even harder for us to manufacture, but we want these breast owners to have the best we supply.
Details of these small tweaks will be detailed here at a later stage.
The separate breasts that we manufacture also have these small upgrades done to them, which takes them to a new level as well.
Work is underway on a pair of giant 'J' cup breasts for an 'air hostess'. We told this person that they were sick for wanting such a pair of obscenely large breasts, but she said that voices in their head told her that they needed to become Dolly Parton, and she couldn't help it. The breasts will be completely real looking, except that the nipples will be about an inch long, 3/4's of an inch wide, and the areolas will be about 5 inches in diameter. Apparently, a breast pump will be used to draw the milk from the glands, which will be captured on video.
Website software:
The software used to publish this website is not very user-friendly, and has various glitches on it. This means that updating this site takes ages, as some of it has to be redone each time it is reposted to the web.
If you know/use a web publishing program that is fairly easy to use, glitch free, and can handle short video clip uploads, and readily available, please let us know. It will be easier/quicker for us to update this site more often with the right software.
Dec 2006
Well, that's that then, another year down the tubes. We hope that it was a good one for you, and that 2007 will be even better. Each time a new year turns up, we remind ourselves here that time is precious and that we need to make the most of it and enjoy the opportunities that present themselves, rather than putting them off for some other time. We have had a large number of visitors to our office over the years, and the over-riding theme seems to be one of general regret for not doing enough in this hobby when they had the chance. If only we could have the opportunity to go back and make some minor changes to the past, how life might be different - ah well, such is life. Do what you can...when you can! Too much is better than too little?
Product Demonstration:
We are planning to attend more tv event in 2007, so that those who live too far from our location, you will have an opportunity to see (and have a feel) our female body products. This includes out latest croptop with all the extras. These croptop are really a labour of love with the amount of time and effort that goes into them. In fact, there are now around 50 production stages to each croptop, but it's worth it.
If you have an event happening in your areas this year, please email us with the details well in advance.
Wedding Breasts:
We now have a fancy wedding gown ready for a future photoshoot. The dress has been tried on with a Croptop, and wow, does it look amazing or what! Those watching the fitting were speechless (for once).
Oct 2007
They have just let us outside our studio and into the exercise yard for our quick break this year and we have noticed that the leaves are turning brown, which can only mean that the cooler months are approaching as another year end approaches.
We, like most other people we know are always watching our weight, and trying not to be tempted by the voices in our heads that tell us to eat non-healthy foods. It's a permanently hard job to stick to mainly healthy foods, and exercise takes so much effort and willpower. As there is a delay between ordering breasts and receiving them due to the complexities of production, colour matching, and very busy order books, some people tell us that they are using this period as a great incentive to get back into shape, so that
they will have the best chance of creating as close to their ideal image with their breasts in place. Now, where did we put those doughnuts?
Someone emailed us a while back asking if any
'body modifications' would be required regarding
the fitting of the hips we are currently working on (we're not quite sure what they meant by that).
Anyway, it's a case of the same story as the paragraph above, the slimmer the overall body shape, the better the female prosthetics will look on you, so it'll be worth all the sweat and tears to get somewhere towards the universally acceptable stereotyped skinny female.form we are bombarded with on a daily basis.
It's certainly not the case as in this photo we were sent on an extreme case to make your feet narrower to be able to fit into pointy shoes.
You don’t need to chop off anything between your legs...unless you have already!
April 2008
What...it’s 2008? Well I’m sorry, but nobody told us! What happened the good old days in 2007 when when we could afford to fill our tanks up? And before we heard of Global Warming...hold on, maybe that was a bit before 2007.
We have some new web software that actually works, so we can update anything quickly now without having the site crash each time. Now is a good time to send us any info, stories, experiences, photos on anything relating to this hobby that others might be interesting in seeing and reading. We have an average of a million hits every three months or so, so there will be lots of people to read/see your contributions
